Jeffrey Rowland Rocks

This is taken from Jeff Rowland's Overcompensating Online Comic thing.
I love the candid take on life.

There's no such thing as "stainless" steel or "non-stick" cookware. Not if you get it hot enough.
Same goes for "flame retardant," "non-toxic," "idiot proof," and "dolphin-friendly." If it is a thing, it is potentially lethal.
The fabric of reality is stitched together with a fine thread of lies. "No more tears" shampoo won't stop the pain.
There's also no such thing as "environmentally-friendly." The environment doesn't need friends, because it is the environment. And even if the environment wanted friends, do you really think it would want to be friends with you? I mean, come on, look at you.