Excuses.. Excuses..

Remember in high school, when you used to forge excuse letters for missed classes? Wasn't it fun making up stories that you thought your teachers believed but actually didn't?


I really think excuse-letter making should be included in the curriculum - it fosters creativity! Here are some that I found today(and I thought mine were pretty believable) :

Please eckuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33.

Please excuse pedro from being absent yesterday. He had (several mispellings of diarrhea crossed out) the shits.

Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.

Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault.